Sweet Madeleine

Sweet Madeleine

... Givin' it away for free

Please take note, fertile women:

When you become visibly pregnant, bizarre-looking gas station attendants will feel it appropriate to tell you the horrific saga of their first daughter being born with her bowels on the outside of her body.

Detailed explanations of ensuing hospitalization, surgeries and the statistical likelihood of this same thing occurring to the baby currently gestating in your womb RIGHT NOW, will follow.

Get ready.
  1. brightredwords said: Or you hear about an “unknown still born twin” oh yeah. That one happened. I just hum the Brady Bunch Theme and try to imagine myself anywhere but in that terror inducing situation.
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