Internet, I have stopped shampooing my hair.
You: Eww, why?! Wait – didn’t you already do that?
Well yes. Sort of. About five or six years ago I stopped using store-bought shampoo and conditioner and started making my own. But now I’m just…not using anything. Well, I’m using water, I guess. The magical cleansing properties of water.
The impetus behind this new hippie madness is an interview I…
In an experiment I’ll detail more fully later, I’m on day five or six of bring shampoo-free. No baking soda rinse or ACV conditioner. I’m going ALL THE WAY.
So far it’s weird. But I also think I love it? My hair just…stays. Wherever I put it. Volume! What is this strange world?!
I will keep you updated.
(I’m sorry, Adam. You chose this
On Tuesday we decided to paint the living room. Patching the wall from which we removed the wood panlling was a long, annoying, and arduous process, exacerbated by the fact that nether Adam nor I are particularly patient with the prep work part of any process. I want to get right to painting – to hell with drop cloths, tape, washing walls or any of that other junk. Cut to the after! But a…
On Sunday night my brother and his lovely wife bravely agreed to watch Olive so Adam and I could celebrate having been together for thirteen years and married for five.
We took forever to get out of the house and then when we finally did make our grand exit- headed for a WILD evening of dinner and a movie- I simply couldn’t stop cackling.
“We’re FREEEEE!” I kept chortling, “WE CAN DO WHATEVER…
Indelible proof that I did not, in fact, invent The Face.Women Who Are Not Having A Great Time In Western Art History
fine well okay i’m tired too i get tired too, okay? so maybe fucking i’ll just lay down on this marble too, see how you like that maybe you should carry me home, because i’m more tired than you there’s more of me to get tired, so i’m more tired than you are, so i’m going to…